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"Wackest Lines I Ever Heard Vol 2"

So I was on Nino Punchline myspace and I saw a little post titled "Wackest Lines I Ever Heard Vol 2" and I thought it looked pretty interesting so check I checked it out. To my delight, it was pretty hilarious so I though I'd post up some of the lines for you guys. All of the quotes where found by Nino, and all the commentary is by him. I now present to you

Wackest Lines I Ever Heard Vol 2:

"Rock star, flier than an ostrich"- Juelz Santana
That would be a hot line if Ostrich's can fly.

"Im so gangsta I eat cereal without the milk"-Lil Scrappy
Nothing says gangsta like cereal with no milk.

"I'm from the Dirty, we don't even know the price of soap
I'm a star, look in the sky, you need a microscope"
-Freddy P from DA BAND
This line is wrong in so many ways. First off you are proud of not using soap? Second off I guess Freddy doesn't know Microscopes are created for small things and not far away things. The object that he needs is a Telescope.

"38 revolve like the Sun around the Earth"-Jay Z
Look a Hov showing off that Brooklyn Education.

"Give a woman none/ nah uh/ already gave my brother some, its my sister's turn"- Lil Wayne
First you kiss Baby, now this??? Ewww I'm starting to think the Boondock's Gangstalishis is based off of Wayne.

"I'm on like a television"- Lil Wayne
Ladies and Gentleman the greatest rapper alive.

"If you kill me, I'mo kill you back. . . . "- Master P
You tell em' P!

"Yo, the call me Standstill! Cuz...I fucking...just stand still"- NORE


And that ladies and gentlemen, was just a preview, for the rest you can follow the link

"Wackest Lines I Ever Heard Vol 2"

These are pretty funny also "Wackest Lines I Ever Heard Vol 1". If you liked Vol 2, you'll like this one aswell, and don't forget to check his myspace he's pretty good himself.

myspace.com/ninopunchlines

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I really hope that this isn't serious

These two read off of a paper freestyle and they completely suck rock it

Please watch until 1:10 for the worst best line

"Now ima break it down just to tell a little storys
straight out the box ablajublalittle story"

Apparently "Waddup" just doesn't work anymore

Bert N Ernie- Ante Up

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THIS TRACK IS HOTTTT!!!!



Ok, not really, but he just looks so damn cute dancing

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